Oxford’s Dictionary of Blasphemy

The cold, calculated demeanour of someone who's been fucked over by life one time too many.

"This is Arthur Lester. I'm not available right now, but do leave a message and I'll find the time. A-a voice message, please."

Text | Audio | Video | Spam


[OOC: Please note Arthur is blind, so audio format is strongly ICly preferred, but by God don't let that stop you]