Arthur Lester (
lestercraft) wrote2022-10-31 05:48 pm
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"This is Arthur Lester. I'm not available right now, but do leave a message and I'll find the time. A-a voice message, please."
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[OOC: Please note Arthur is blind, so audio format is strongly ICly preferred, but by God don't let that stop you]
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Well I'm not going to ask him for a damn thing. I can make it myself.
[No real heat. Just a little cranky. Someone is not over their resentment!]
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You know Tendi? She's the type of person to get you the most over the top present and then you have to say 'thank you' because they mean well! And they're not wrong!
But somehow Arthur, somehow! You find glitter, weeks later, in your hair, and! Where did it come from? Hell if I know! It's not even the same color anymore!
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Sokie, dear, did you or did you not see my fucking wedding? Can you not begin to imagine how utterly heartfelt and sincere John's gifts are, every fucking time?
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Oh, eat my shorts Arthur. I helped him make the food. I know how careful he was making every single piece of it.
He made me biscotti the morning after, and I still had a moment where I struggled to not be weird about it.
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You get used to it. At least from John. But it certainly makes it easier to start taking other people at face value.
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[Her fondness for John is showing. But she groans at Arthur.]
But what you're asking? That's hard. Why are you asking me to do hard things?
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[Though there's an obvious grin in his voice.]
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Well, that makes you a jerk.
You're my favorite jerk though. If that helps at all.
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You'd be amazed how many people don't like that about me. That I'm a bit of a fucking prick when it gets down to brass tacks.
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Got my degree in assholery and everything.
More seriously, if you didn't have some grit to you, I wouldn't enjoy talking to you as much as I do. Fuck everyone else.
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I dunno, it's just something that amuses me to think about occasionally.
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It's no wonder he praises you. But- he also didn't talk you up to me. He just trusted you to understand.
You don't have to be identical in your mannerisms to be considered kind or generous. So...take the compliment.
Prick.